TIPS: Seducing a Straight Guy?

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Recently I searched the internet for an article relating on how to seduce straight men. This is because of the fact that I have a handful of hot and straight friends whom I have fantasies with, everytime I get horny! Whenever I'm at the workplace, or at home, I always have a handful of straight friends who keeps on giving me naughty fantasies...

Before proceeding with my tips, I'd like to remind everyone that having sex with straight guys is not about romance. Hindi makikipag sex sayo ang isang straight guy because he's attracted to you. Makikipag sex siya because of the following reasons:

• Baka na abuse sila sexually with a man during their younger years and they compulsively want to re-enact that event
• Baka iniisip nila na mas madaling makakuha ng sexual needs kung sa lalaki rather than sa babae
• Ginagawa din ng ibang mga straight guys ang pakikipag sex with gay men for 'financial reasons'
• Meron ding mga lalaki na mahilig sa anal sex na hindi nila nakukuha from girls kasi nahihiya silang i-open ito sa kanila.

So now that's cleared up, I wanna share with you my tips on how to get laid with a straight guy. Ewan ko ba kung bakit tayong mga gays would prefer straight guys. Maybe you're all thinking that I'm the effeminate type of gay, but in reality I'm not. Buki man gani ko manamit. Which is opposite if you're a gay guy. I guess I just happen to be a man (gay) who likes other men (straight). Let's start!! First thing on the list is:

BABALA: Hindi ibig sabihin na I'm giving away tips eh i apply niyo na sa lahat ng straight guys na makita niyo. Remember, we're still in the Philippines. And people have 'traditional views' for us gay men. So let's be responsible and keep our image 'clean and green' for society.

1) BEER (Pag may Alak, may Balak)

This is the most well known and proven approach in getting laid with guys. Just give him enough alcohol to make him tipsy and alter his judgement on morals and decision making. You're not forcing him to have sex (that's illegal), just provoke him by subtly touching his arms, gently whispering in his ear, grabbing his crotch 'accidentally', and by the time his feeling aroused, he wouldn't mind you giving him that pleasurable BJ. LOL!  It's true. I've done it with my cousin four (4) times already (and counting, see Incested Me). Or you could wait for him to pass out and touch him like Antonio did in the film (ANG LIHIM NI ANTONIO). I think that sums it up.

2) HORSEPLAYING IS A FORM OF FLIRTING

I'm not applying this method, but for some it works! I currently have a co-worker who does slight 'kulitan' and 'harutan' inside the office (and during office hours) with a really attractive guy. I have suspicions that he's gay (in the closet, like me), and it makes me jealous because he can pull stunts like that in public, while I cannot. He doesn't even bother having rumors about him being gay (he denies it all the time). Anyway, the point here is that you can actually do this to straight guys without them knowing that you are gay. If you continue doing this, you'll both be more open and be close with each other, to the point that he'll be comfortable taking showers with you or sleep with you on a single bed. ;)

3) WAG MASYADONG PAHALATA (Don't be too obvious)

Dapat nating tandaan na dapat hindi malaman ng mga straight guys na sini-seduce natin sila! Yan ang number one rule when seducing someone, mapa bakla ka man o straight. Sa moment na malaman niya na inaakit mo sya, ma tu-turn off yan at baka "manluod" pa siya sayo. And besides, we shouldn't put in his mind that all gay guys want is to get in his pants - please, wag na natin dagdagan ang social stigma na naka-attach sa mga gays.

If you really want him, just approach him with happiness, not with a look that says "Tara, sex tayo!". Dapat may poker face ka rin na nagsasabi na "Gusto ko lang maging friends tayo pare..." Seducing straight guys need patience. You need to let it build.

4) GIVE HIM AN IDEA

So... this obviously contradicts tip #3 right? Wrong! Haha. When I say "give him an idea", it means you have to give him sublte hints that you like him. For example. Wag na wag mong sasabihin na "Wow, kanindot sa imong abs oy!" - instead, ipakita mo sa kanya na tinitingnan mo yung abs niya, sabay sabi "Sus pre, kailangan jud nako na musabay ug gym sa imo ba!" In that method, his ego will be boosted up. Men likes to feel that they are superior. Give him that feeling.  - It's all in the show.

5) GUYS GIVE THE BEST

Tell him stories (in private or away from his friends) that guys give better head than girls. You can also tell him sexual adventures like: "Pare, nindot jud to ako na experience sa una ba" pero wag na wag mo sasabihin yung taong involved. In that way, pag may nangyari sa inyo, he would be confident that you wouldn't say 'his involvement' on the act.

If you're both alone and drunk, some say you can let your straight friend watch straight porn so that he gets aroused, then that's the time to gently touch him (don't jump directly to the prize!!). Just touch him in various parts of his body. Gentle massages also work (daw). If he ignores you touching him, then you can proceed with the master plan. YOLO.

6) PERFECTION

If all goes well, then give it your best shot! As in itodo mo na! Let him have the best experience of his life because that may be your 'first and last' experience with him. Or maybe, if you're good enough, you might even have a round 2. *wink*


That's all guys. Lovelots! And keep safe. :) Now before I go, I'll leave you a picture of Luke from Batangas and Luke from Davao. Hahaha. <3

(at Tamugan River)

A friend,

davaokiddo

email: davaokiddo@gmail.com