A Guide in Entering the Maya World

Since I just recently opened up in the community, I have been blessed with people that guided me and gave me advices regarding the complicated world of mayas.

Strictly for adults only. If you’re not an adult, please click close now. Thanks!

1) POSTING VULGAR PICTURES IN SOCIAL MEDIA MAKES YOU CHEAP

It doesn’t hurt if you post pictures of yourself half nude if you are blessed with a really good body because of that high-class 'katkat' gym you enrolled in, or because you’re just the sporty type of person, not to mention that very cute face!. pero please naman bes, wag mo naman masyadong dalas dalasin ang pagpost with matching seductive poses. Kulang nalang siguro nakahawak ka ng karatula na ang nakalagay (For sale: 500 isang putok). Mga ganun gud? There are even some people na nagpo-post ng pictures nakahawak ng towel at yung junior nalang ang nakatakip. Wag ganyan bes. Wag. Always remember. Vanity is one give away to identify if someone is gay or not. So if you want to remain in that beautiful closet of yours, control bes. Control your posting in social media. If you want, you can also use other apps for posting pics like that (see 3: APPS OF LUST) XD

2) CLUBBING TOO MUCH WOULD MAKE YOU LOOK CHEAP TOO

Commonly, gays/closets/bi’s only avenue to look for a partner is when they go out in clubs/bars. These encounters usually end up in short time quickies. These are places that offer happiness for most of the youth a.k.a millennials nowadays. Drinking in bars/clubs can also encourage someone to engage conversations with other people, even strangers. That’s why HIV nowadays is common especially to the younger generation because the younger generation are adventurous and at the same time, reckless. They drink too much, not realizing the dangers that they will face afterwards. I remembered a story back when I tested myself of HIV in the clinic of SPMC. I met a woman with her son. She said the story was that her son was just celebrating reunion with his barkadas in high school. They had lots of liquor to drink and his son couldn't control himself. When the son woke up he found out he was raped, and was sleeping alone in a different room. Years later he found out he had HIV. As I stared at her son, I couldn't help feeling sorry for him. His pale skin and blank eyes pierced me. It's like he was saying, "Don't do the things that I did if I were you..."

And it’s basically common sense. Hanging out in a bar/club frequently would earn you the image of a hooker. Stereotypically thinking. Besides, it’s bad for your health too. Give your body a rest. Wag parati makati bes.

3) APPS OF LUST

By now most of us gay guys/closets/bi’s already know of apps that offer short –time pleasures, but for those of you who still aren’t aware of these apps, let me give you an intro.  There are two apps (in my knowledge) that most of the maya community of davao usually use. These are Grindr and PlanetRomeo. These are gay dating apps. You can search this further on google. These are downloadable in both platforms (iOS and Android). 

These are apps that lets you locate gays near your area. You can chat with them, and eventually meet  with them depending on your locations.  On a personal note, I’d rather call it hook-up apps compared to dating apps because the usual purpose and function of these apps is to find someone whenever you’re horny (YES! Parating horny ang mga maya/bakla/bi bes!)

4) DON’T BE PART OF THE LARGER GROUP

All of us make mistakes. That includes a friend who shared me his story: Once upon a time there was a guy. He was 21. A rich, young and fresh guy who’s also like me, a closet. Everyone in town took notice. Everyone in town wanted him. Why? Because in the maya community, you’ll be the cherry on top if you’re the type of person who they don’t see too often in clubs. Ganito kasi yan mga bes, when you go too often in clubs you’ll be frequently exposed and be socialized with other mayas here in Davao. Positive effect of that, you’ll become popular. Everyone would know who you are, and in turn you would know everyone  who’s a maya. You’ll never run out of contacts/friends, etc. Sidebacks? Given a month or two, you’ll be a common name na sa kanila. People will start talking behind your back. If you’re inserted in a conversation, this would be a common response: “Ah yun siya oo. Parati man yun sa clubs” “Palainom kaayo to” “Siya? Dami man yan kilala sa clubs. Makati man yan sya”. Or worse, people might tarnish your name like: “Oh yan siya, may HIV gud yan sya kay kadami nya gd friends na maya. Every night may ka sex”. With fame comes great responsibility bes. That’s why I’ve been laying low these past few months. Ayoko munang mag shot2/party2 mga ganun, because by then I’ll become an ordinary face, until someone else comes along. You’ll never be the wanted guy again (LOL. Mej assuming ako. Sorry po!!).

So going back, mayas would like a person who’s not too often in clubs because they know that the person hasn’t been touched, virgin pa sa community, etc. It’s just like straight guys. Straight guys just want to fuck around with fuckgirls, but in the end, they settle for a girl whose modest and sincere. Someone that they can entrust their families and be proud of showing to everyone.

But again, if socializing is your thing bes, then there’s nothing bad about it. Just remember the possible consequences you might face if you do this though. Yun lang. J

5) HILOT, HAGOD, HIKAP, HUBO…

The only thing that I’m currently addicted on is massages!! I think every maya know about this so I want to share it with you guys as well. It happened last year, September 2016 if my memory is still correct. I was unemployed at the time, and I had met a gay friend who I always hang out with (until now). One night, we decided to chill at Zigudu. Party2 na mga bes. So yun nakainom na kami ng marami. Had laughs together, then suddenly he decided to treat me in a massage parlor at Matina. The name was  Peppermint Massage, something like that. It’s exactly located right beside 7/11 store in Matina, Shrine hills.

Before we proceeded, he told me ahead of time to remove my underwear. Ako na first timer, na shock. Di ko alam kung bakit maghuhubad. Basta maghubad lang daw. So yun ginawa ko na. Pag magtanong daw kung bakit ako naghubad, sagutin ko lang daw na ayaw ko magka mantiya yung underwear ko..

So yun na. The massage was normal at the back (sa likod talaga sila nag uumpisa), then pagdating sa legs. Jusmiyo mygod! Na shock ako.. Yung kamay niya, napupunta sa mga lugar na di dapat puntahan…. Binabangga pa yung itlog mo. So syempre, ma ho horny ka talaga. Grabe! That was the most sensual experience I had. I actually prefer it compared to sex. I don’t know why, but now I always save a little money for a massage once a month. Oh diba? Hahaha.. Ako na. LOL!

For the closets out there, you can also do this. Just remember to approach the counter then say that you want a male masseur (para sa pressure), and when you enter the room, don’t forget to remove your underwear so that he can give you the satisfaction you want. (Parang code/signal na kasi sa mga masseur na kung wala kang briefs/boxers na suot, that means you’re gay and you want a different type of pleasure. Hahahaha…)

That’s all closets/bis/gays out there.. Meron pa sana akong idagdag pero it’s in the back of my head. I can’t remember the other things pero basta. It will reveal itself soon, then I’ll post it again as part 2. This is davaokiddo signing off. You can always email me if you want to share something or if you just want to talk. Lovelots!!! <3 <3 <3

Summary of my 2016

Hi closets.

I’m proud to say that I am no longer in the stage of fear or humiliation whenever someone confronts me about my sexuality, or when someone knows that I am a homosexual/gay on first impression. I mean, I don’t shout it out loud like others, saying (Hi Guys! I’m GAAAAAYY!!). No. I’m not like that. But at least I now have the courage to talk and open up to people with the same situation that I am going through.

In the distant past, I was the type of person who was always worried whenever someone sees me as a homosexual. Eventually, I met a few people (whom I now consider as friends) that made me realize that there’s really nothing wrong about people knowing about your sexuality. They encouraged me to do things in which I would never normally do (Don’t worry, they’re actually a good influence to me). I enjoy being with their company. Eventually, going out with them was a breeze. I felt comfortable being with them (unlike before wherein I was always conscious of what people might say when I was seen together with gays, closets, bi’s). It felt like I was part of something greater, a feeling that I rarely felt being in the closet.

Along the way, I have upgraded myself (and still upgrading). I wore clothes that better suited me. I also groomed in line with fashion trends of maya (signature hair, shorts, etc), it’s not yet 100% but I’m getting there, and I’ve also started posting pictures on facebook in which, a regular person or someone with a strong gaydar would automatically shout out and say (My god, maya jud ni sya/ bayot jud ni sya ay). I’m also a certified “pahilot customer”, I enjoy massages, especially the sensual ones. I think that’s my fetish. Did you know that the most expensive massage that I had was, I think around 400 pesos, lodging not included! LOL.

I am also planning to tell my girlfriend, rather my ex-girlfriend, about this soon. I hope everything works out well. Maybe you’re wondering why I would tell her. The simple answer would be that it’s because she deserves to know. I’ve used her for almost a year just to cover myself and my true sexuality, and in the process I’ve hurt her very much. In our relationship, she was always crying and sad, while I was the one who didn’t even care. This confession would help me release the guilt inside. I hope we’ll stay as good friends soon.

On the other note, I’ve also started dating with people of the same sex. I even had a boyfriend, but it didn’t last long (he was 30 years old by the way). A friend of mine told me that in the ‘maya’ world, older men would always seek guys on the same age bracket that I have now (17-21). The logic is that mature men would look for someone young and fresh because it compliments his maturity age. It’s like yin and yang. Moreno para sa Mestiso. Mabalbon para sa Makinis. Payat para sa Chubby. Relationships like these usually last long, according to my friend. (I'll make a complete blog post about this soon).

I really hope that you, a closet, reading this, would soon also have a friend you could share stories with. In my experience, having someone closest to you and sharing intimate stories together makes life a little more colorful than what you would expect.

I'm not sure if "mystery closet" is still the right term to use in my blog. But I started from being like this, so I think I won't change the name. If you want to have a talk, you can always send me a message at: davaokiddo@gmail.com

Lovelots guys. See you when I see you.