Stereotyping 101: Beauty Products

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Yup. You read that right. I use beauty products! Haha. But I'm pretty paranoid whenever I ran out of beauty products. Hahaha. Usually, I let my mom buy me a 'whitening soap'. And she still thinks to this day that I'm straight. I mean, isn't that the first indicator that you are gay? Many would say that a guy that pampers himself is known as metrosexual, but common, I don't believe that sh*t. But I have guy friends that are also cautious about their appearance, and are straight and have girlfriends. Until now I still wonder whether I should include this in my list of indicators but 90% of me is telling that it should be on the list.

Many say that I really have a good tan skin color but my brain tells me the other thing. It's like colonialism devoured me. Minsan nga I can feel na parang nadaya ako kasi di ko namana yung pagkaputi at mestizo ng papa ko. Buhay nga naman. LOL. 

Anyways, I don't know if it's just me, or every closet guys experience this. It's called: PARANOIA. As mentioned above. Ganito kasi. Whenever my mom can't buy me the whitening soap, I tend to panic! As in literally. And because of that, I would devise ways so that I can let someone buy the products for me. Like for instance, I have this friend (girl), na superclose, so one time pinabili ko siya nung soap na ginagamit ko. Then she didn't mind buying it for me. And nobody knows this but just the two of us. How weird is that? There are times however that I will be forced to buy my own beauty products because she's not available, and when I do this, I usually avoid eye contact with the cashier and, most especially, the guy that packs the products onto the plastic! Kasi usually yung mga guys talaga yung tumututok at nag eevaluate if your straight or not. Cashier's don't usually mind what you buy.. Wew.

By the way, honestly, I only use two beauty products. The whitening soap, and the Pond's facial wash. Yung color black, carbon activated.  Hahaha. The reason is because I don't want to look too feminine. I just want to be an average looking guy. Not too pale, and not too dark either. Haha. I guess every closet also achieves this look so it's self explanatory.

So there you have it. Hahaha. Ikaw? Ano beauty products gamit mo? I don't know if someone really read these blogs or not, but one thing is for sure, I'm having lots of fun sharing my experiences.

Keep safe guys. This is davaokiddo. Signing out.