Monday, August 4, 2014

Lollipop vs Shrimps

Hi everyone. It's me again. D.kiddo. Today I've started this post because a lot of PLU (People Like Us) are divided in this topic. The lollipop vs shrimps thing. So let's define each.

LOLLIPOP - Is referring to a guy which has a really cute/handsome face, but a really thin/fat body.
SHRIMP - Refers to a guy with a really hot body (with all the abs, pecs and muscles), but with an unpleasant face.

Observation:

This observation only applies in Davao, an area where I live in. And may not always be applicable to other geographic locations. As what I have seen in Davao, there are two subgroups in which this observation falls.

Gays - They are more attracted bothways, wether it be a shrimp, or a lollipop, provided that the guy is not effeminate or soft. And when I say gays, I mean the drags (gumagamit ng damit pamababe) and the feminine types. But generally, most of them are looking for big, muscled, and daddy types. Hence the SHRIMP. This is because of the fact that these people think of themselves as ladies, and a big muscled guy would provide them with a sense of security and well-being. Typical crushes include police officers, construction workers,

Bisexuals - These guys are the most trickiest people of all. They usually tend to look for guys that are their equals, or even more. You can observe this by seeing two cute guys walking in the mall. Sometimes, they even come in big groups. When you see this, try to look for someone that turns on your gaydar. And when it ticks, then it's undoubtedly true that what you see is a bi. Most of the gays nowadays refer to themselves as bi's when in fact they are gay people that don't dress like a female, and does not act effeminate.

My Preference:

I have to be honest. When I look for a partner, I am always attracted to the physical side (e.g face) first, and later on, the attitude and emotional side. That's how nature works. For example, peacocks tend to find a mate with more beautiful feathers.
I'm not being defensive here, but isn't it the first thing that we tend to see when we meet a person for the first time? (Gwapo siyag mata, Taas siyag ilong, Pula kaayo siyag lips.. The list goes on forever)
To continue, I would always choose the LOLLIPOP instead of the shrimp. Why? It's because, these people can still change their bodies for the better, without any major changes to the face. LOL. But I'm always okay with just the faces. I would not force them to change their bodies if they don't want to in the first place. I mean, who am I to tell them to have this body when I don't even have the perfect body/face right?

But always remember that there are different types of people. People that looks at the outside first, and people that looks at the inside first. People that loves short instead of tall. Moreno vs a mestizo. etc.

To sum this all up, I'll leave you with a quote that I got from a friend:
"Different folks, Different strokes..."

And since we're talking about transformations, let me share with you a picture of my hollywood celebrity crush from his teenage years in "The Surrogates", then "Starving Games" and then now.. Enjoy!! 






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